Hello cuties! Call me Kits. It's nice to meet you all! Welcome to my layers (onion have layers, Kits have layers).

IMPORTANT: This is my personal blog, which consists of my interests and things I find hilarious. I hope you will find it a welcoming place to be, and will feel content to stay. Feel free to contact me if you need/want me to tag something or just want to talk in general.

Also, there WILL be personal posts on my blog, tagged as 'personal' and USUALLY under a 'Read More'.

Age: 20
Occupation: Student
(fav)Pokémon: Espurr, Sylveon, Umbreon, Meowstic, Vaporeon. Favorite Anime: Kimi Ni Todoke (1&2), Nichijou, Naruto (+ Shippuuden), Natsume Yuujinchou, Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou, Free!, Toradora
Favorite Games: Pokémon main-games (ESPECIALLY Silver), Animal Crossing New Leaf, Super Meat Boy, Commander Keen (4&5), Terraria, Rhythm Heaven, Osu!, Monster Bash.

Layout Credit Goes to Aqua
(click on the Espurr)
http://www.from-random-import-systemrandom.tumblr.com

radastheyscum:

kinsleesuzanne:

chazychazle:

Would it be effective censorship if I just photoshopped man nipples onto girl nipples

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A++++++++++++++++++++++

(Source: diggidy-dang)

memeking69:

F UCK fUck DSSHIT GO D DANMN IT IM SUPE R GAY FUCJ I cAN READ IT. FUCK. SHI.t

memeking69:

F UCK fUck DSSHIT GO D DANMN IT IM SUPE R GAY FUCJ I cAN READ IT. FUCK. SHI.t

(Source: jackwhynand)

allthingslinguistic:

Practice with Pronouns is a site that lets you practise subject, object, possessive, and reflexive forms of English third person pronouns. It comes with a few of the most common options, but you can also fill in whatever pronouns you like. Useful for both English learners and people wanting to practise using nonbinary pronouns.  
As if it couldn’t get any more delightful, it often uses quotes from Welcome to Night Vale in the practice sentences, which is definitely far more entertaining than See Spot Run. The feedback sentences are also very cute. 
(Hm, I’m pretty sure the second blank in that screenshot should have said “xyr”, in retrospect.)

allthingslinguistic:

Practice with Pronouns is a site that lets you practise subject, object, possessive, and reflexive forms of English third person pronouns. It comes with a few of the most common options, but you can also fill in whatever pronouns you like. Useful for both English learners and people wanting to practise using nonbinary pronouns.  

As if it couldn’t get any more delightful, it often uses quotes from Welcome to Night Vale in the practice sentences, which is definitely far more entertaining than See Spot Run. The feedback sentences are also very cute. 

(Hm, I’m pretty sure the second blank in that screenshot should have said “xyr”, in retrospect.)

fleshprince:

this is a cool test that gives you an rpg class and there are 100 possible results check it out


by うみた

by うみた

(Source: mega-absol)

weloveshortvideos:

How to hit high notes…

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

verlidaine:

alright alright alright alright 

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Dory

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Dory

officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

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walkergordons:

sometimes I think about how weird it is that dogs wag their tails when they’re happy like they don’t even think about it they just instinctively wave their butts around and flail their butt appendage

but then other times I realise that when humans are happy they open their mouths and expose their teeth like. you have pleased The TEETH. to prove the extent of the joy of The TEETH we will now expel short, loud bursts of sound. you have done well today. The TEETH are satisfied.

(Source: chestbursting)

playbunny:

playbunny:

i haven’t shared any funny pokemon battle stories in a while so let me share a thing that happens like 9 times out of 10

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I’ll explain this for people who don’t really do battling so they can follow. I really like doing triples battles its a lot of fun and I tend to encounter tons of legendaries ESPECIALLY Darkrai very often. What people ALWAYS do is put Darkrai in the center. When a Pokemon is in the center it can attack any of the 3 opponents either in front of it or at the sides.

Darkrai has a move called Dark Void which has an 80% chance of putting your Pokemon to sleep. And since its in the center, the void catches all 3 of your Pokemon. 

This is why I always have Espeon on my team in the center. Because Espeon has an ability called Magic Bounce. Which does what it sounds. It basically bounces back magic attacks to the user. So my Espeon just bounces back the Dark Void usually putting all of them to sleep.

Now the funny part is, IT WORKS EVERY TIME. I’ve faced like at least 2 dozen Darkrais in a month and they all do this and I just bounce it back and put them to sleep instead. It’s like a really cheap trick and everyone uses it without even realizing why I may have Espeon in there. 

And the even funnier part is, when their Pokemon fall asleep they disconnect immediately. I think only 2 ppl i’ve battled with actually stayed. But they usually rage quit and leave. As you can see in the above picture not even 2 mins passed in the battle and they left. Like oh you wanted to put me to sleep but couldn’t handle it when I did it to you? pfffft

self reblogging this but this time with two videos so you guys can see it happen in action, just input these codes into the Vs. Recorder while wifi is on !

P2TW-WWWW-WWW8-D7UM (this person actually stayed)
MQLG-WWWW-WWW8-CSDP (this person forfeited immediately)

meteor-falls:

Cleffa / Neo Genesis

meteor-falls:

Cleffa / Neo Genesis
offside-goal:

Cleffa + NidokingBeautiful.

offside-goal:

Cleffa + Nidoking

Beautiful.

ixq:

hhhhhhhhhh

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